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cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma)

burgerkid:

"i like you…"

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"….as a friend"

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

charguen:

Omfg

kuriouskarebear:

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

Lmao yes!

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you…its been so long. ..

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

i-m-obnoxious:

rate-my-reptile:

snekysnek:

quick warmup doodle man my hands are shaky ;~;

PuffPoullow, boodle spice - its the LAW! Know the lar and know the snake. know your masnooty rites 9.55/10